Saturday, July 15, 2006

Don't mess with the Sith



Especially the ones who wear glasses. I believe this was my second to last night in Osaka. After having a few with my Indiana friends at an Izakaya, we walked back home and, in a moment of utter crazy random acts of temporary theft, I took the construction guy's light saber and struck him down with all my powers! He was pretty okay with the whole thing really. I mean, who tries to resist a sith and actually lives to tell about it? Anyway...to those still residing in the big O, maybe you too should join me and try your hand at messing with local government employees. See where it takes you. I had fun.

5 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

I am your father...

karaoke queen said...

NOOOO... I am your father. Oh wait. That doesn't work. I could be your illegitimate mother - hmmm although that would be kinda kinky. Or maybe cousin twice removed.

I think the gov employees here would just accept the strange behaviour as bizarre gaijin stuff. Those foreigners - you never know what they're gonna do! Drinking coffee while walking, trying on clothes before they buy them. Gasp! Wooooo, they're strange ones those foreigners!

osaka jock said...

I just want to point out that no Sith Lord would be seen dead with a lightsabre that small...
Just an observation.

osakaotaku said...

it's not the size of one's Schwartz that matters.
it's how long you can hold "up" the assault that matters, young jedi.

karaoke queen said...

Your words are wise Master Otaku. Experience you have in this area. Famous is your assault! Thankyou says Karaoke Queen!