Random Keitai Pictures

Sleeping Salaryman

Poor guy looked knackered. I guess that's why his friends left him behind and waved to him from the inside of last train of the night.

Remember, Tommy Lee Jones love you and wants you to try him as often as possible - OK? He cares about you...

I know he's supposed to be jumping for joy, but he still looks like he just ripped one almighty fart.


Club Soire is the place to be. It's only a 5 minute walk from the Pig n' Whistle pub in Osaka. Tell Kouji that Scottish Steve sent you ;)

I will hug the first person I see to wear this T-shirt.

Christmas

This is a time of year for giving, sharing and the bloody strange shop displays. If it has someone dressed as Santa, japanese punters will love it!

I guess times are hard for Hello Kitty. Standing all day like that.


For the other 364 days of the year, Santa works in a supermarket and has to settle for a disgusting yellow and green uniform.
(He was standing in the same place when I noticed him nearly a year ago.)

And so the adventures continue.

Just to let people know, I'm still alive and I've continued to take more pictures of the randomness you find here in Japan. Please enjoy this meager selection while I'm partying my ass off through this holiday season. Merry Christmas.

"Mess with me and I will fuck you up. I'm a cop and get away with it in this country."

"Our staff are kindly working for your benefit. Please don't disturb them while they build even more confusing, poorly signed subway tunnels to confuse the stupid gaijin men taking pictures here."

The always charming and wonderful Kat. She speaks 6 languages don't you know!

Japan is such a consumer society, people will even throw away their old safes in place of newer, cooler ones.

What we all like to see on the subway: a woman holding a banana like that and not getting why it's hilarious.Friends who are missed...


Even Spider-Man needs a hand laying the smackdown on Dr Doom. In Japan, he gets a transforming robot to beat the shit out of supervillians! Nice one.

The always lovely Natsuyo.